Privacy Protocol

[ 01. Biological Data Disclaimer ]

Let's be clear: no personal biological data, brain scans, or genetic information is actually collected or stored by this application. The "Neuralink Compatibility" assessment is a humorous simulation designed purely for entertainment. Your brain rot level remains your own private tragedy.

[ 02. Digital Telemetry & Cookies ]

While we don't scan your brain, we do scan your browser. We use digital cookies and tracking technologies to:

• Calibrate your diagnostic experience (ensure the site works).
• Monitor system traffic and performance metrics.
• Deliver targeted advertisements to fund our infrastructure.

[ 03. Advertising & Third Parties ]

To keep the servers running, we utilize third-party advertising networks (including Monetag) and analytics services (Google Analytics 4). These external entities may deploy their own tracking nodes (cookies, web beacons) to gather anonymized metrics about your interaction with our system. We do not have direct control over the specific neural pathways these third-party trackers establish, but they operate under their respective privacy policies.

[ 04. Data Deletion ]

Since we don't require you to create an account, there's no centralized profile to delete. You can clear your localized data cache (browser cookies and localStorage) at any time to sever the tracking connection.