Terms of Service
LAST CALIBRATION: 2026.05
CRITICAL SYSTEM DISCLAIMER
The Neuralink Compatibility Result is a humorous assessment. It is NOT a medical, psychiatric, or scientific diagnostic tool. We are entirely independent and are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Neuralink Corp., Elon Musk, or any of their affiliates.
[ 01. Usage Restrictions ]
By executing our diagnostic protocols, you agree not to use the results as actual medical advice. If you believe your brain is genuinely malfunctioning, please consult a real biological technician (a doctor), not a web application.
[ 02. Intellectual Property ]
The term "Neuralink" is a trademark of Neuralink Corp. This platform is a parody and commentary on cybernetic technology and modern internet culture ("brain rot"). We claim no ownership over their intellectual property.
[ 03. Liability Limitations ]
Under no circumstances shall we be held liable for any psychological distress, loss of social credit, or existential dread caused by being categorized as a "Neanderthal" or "TikTok Zombie" by our algorithm. You use this software at your own risk.